I came to the bedroom to get undressed to go shower and I laid down… and I don’t think I can move… it’s only freaking Monday… I’ve got five more days of this. #fml #sotired
A question fir all the ladies out there… when did you lose your eyebrows? And by that I mean when did you say fuck it I’m drawing that shit on there.
I’m all over here like “It’s candy day!” #gimmecandy
I look better wet #showertime #canttouchthis
I’m going insane. I don’t have a single room in my house to relax in when I get out of work now. There are people in every room. And for the next like two weeks I’ll be working non-stop. I’m gonna flip out. #abouttosnap #fml
Don’t ask… I hate folding my daughter’s laundry… #ihatetinypinkclothes
What the hell is this crap? #pbrart?
And here’s an early #wetwednesday
It’s #toplesstuesday eat your hearts out girls
To quote the genie from Aladdin: “you ain’t never had a friend like me” #insomniac #nolife Snapchat me @pimpniciouspast