Photo 20 Apr I’m all over here like “It’s candy day!” #gimmecandy

I’m all over here like “It’s candy day!” #gimmecandy

Photo 18 Apr I look better wet #showertime #canttouchthis

I look better wet #showertime #canttouchthis

Photo 17 Apr I’m going insane. I don’t have a single room in my house to relax in when I get out of work now. There are people in every room. And for the next like two weeks I’ll be working non-stop. I’m gonna flip out. #abouttosnap #fml

I’m going insane. I don’t have a single room in my house to relax in when I get out of work now. There are people in every room. And for the next like two weeks I’ll be working non-stop. I’m gonna flip out. #abouttosnap #fml

Video 16 Apr

Don’t ask… I hate folding my daughter’s laundry… #ihatetinypinkclothes

Photo 15 Apr What the hell is this crap? #pbrart?

What the hell is this crap? #pbrart?

Photo 15 Apr And here’s an early #wetwednesday

And here’s an early #wetwednesday

Photo 15 Apr It’s #toplesstuesday eat your hearts out girls

It’s #toplesstuesday eat your hearts out girls

Photo 15 Apr To quote the genie from Aladdin: “you ain’t never had a friend like me” #insomniac #nolife Snapchat me @pimpniciouspast

To quote the genie from Aladdin: “you ain’t never had a friend like me” #insomniac #nolife Snapchat me @pimpniciouspast

Photo 15 Apr This is a rare sighting of my feet. Those who actually know me well be astounded and most undoubtedly freak out… #ihatefeet #neverbarefoot

This is a rare sighting of my feet. Those who actually know me well be astounded and most undoubtedly freak out… #ihatefeet #neverbarefoot

Photo 15 Apr Sometimes I feel bad for my followers… but then I’m like “eh, fuck em” #notafuckwasgiven #weirdtillthedayidie

Sometimes I feel bad for my followers… but then I’m like “eh, fuck em” #notafuckwasgiven #weirdtillthedayidie


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